It seems that squishing her boobies between a curious arrangement of satin, sequins and plastic isn’t enough for Katy Perry – now she’d like to chat about them too.

We can tell what’s happened here – Katy hated her breasticles as a child, so now that she’s learned to love them (and it probably helps that a few million men would quite like to get to know them a little more intimately. Yes, that’s polite code for “with their willies”) she can’t get enough of showing them off and chatting about them. Fair enough – we could talk about boobs all day. Melons, puppies, norks, bazookas, tats, baps, shirt potatoes, Bristols… and those are just the тιт of the iceberg.

Sorry, we got a bit distracted there, Katy’s trying to speak.

“When I was a kid I had enormous boobs that I didn’t know what to do with,” Katy tells the new issue of Elle. “I wore minimizers, which were not cute. Those thick-ᴀss straps! I got made fun of for the over-the-shoulder boulder holder. All I wanted was to look like Kate Moss. Little did I know … [my breasts] would come in handy someday.”

We much prefer Katy’s well-rounded funbags to Kate’s mini-burgers, so we’re glad she’s made her peace with them. Oh, and they might get even bigger and a whole lot milkier soon – she’s feeling broody. “I think some people will die on the stage, and I’m not so sure I want to do that. Like, I want to have kids!” she reveals. Sorry, this bit isn’t about boobs. “I’m totally fine with saying that. I think some people are worried it’s going to ruin their career, but I want to live a full life.”

We can’t decide if she’d make a super-fun mum or a really, really embarrᴀssing one. It depends how often she gets her тιтs out, really.